The End of Specialty Channels
I didn’t know the best way to title this, but by ‘Specialty Channels,’ I mean what MTV used to be when it was actually ‘Music Television.’ I have mentioned it before on how they have officially removed the ‘Music Television’ part off their logo, a good ten years after we all already knew that they were no longer that station (MTV Finally Realizes the Truth). In that post, back in February 2010, I went into how I remembered MTV and how it sucked more every year after I finally got the station. I also briefly mentioned stations like Syfy, TBS, and TNT, but I want to add to that.
I was looking at the TV grid, and I can’t help but notice CMT (Country Music Television), which I don’t watch, but a few movies catch my eyes and then I see the station it’s on and it makes me go “What the fuck?” Now, showing TV shows like Dukes of Hazzard semi makes sense when it comes to country, being quite southern in theme and all, and I guess when they have showed the movie Son-In-Law kind of works too, with the whole “farm-living” and the square dancing, but The Whole Nine Yards? I have that movie, watched it a couple of times, and I can’t think of anything remotely ‘country.’ It stars Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry and it’s about a hit man. But CMT is really showing it, see it down for Oct. 26 at 8pm.
I’ve noticed over the years as A&E changes from more artsy programming to more modern cutting edge with acquisition of off network rights to The Sopranos, Criminal Minds, CSI: Miami, then again, at the same time they have some reality series called Parking Wars. I looked at a description for an episode, it seems to be about traffic violations, seriously? The network also takes some cues from Discovery and puts in some shows that skew male, having Dog the Bounty Hunter and Steven Segal Lawman. It’s nothing like the A&E I remember not watching, now I sometimes tune in to an episode of Criminal Minds, and used to, I hate admitting this, but I did watch Criss Angel Mindfreak within the first three seasons of that, which was probably around the same time the network started changing its ways.
History channel (which just so happens to be owned by A&E) has some series that don’t look to be anything related to history. Then again, they kind of have a tagline now, “History Made Every Day,” that probably allows them to get away with it, because, afterall, tomorrow will see today as history, or something. One notable series that bothers me when I see an ad for it, Ice Road Truckers. Again, I bet it skews male, but it has absolutely no historic-related significance. At least there are some programs that are relevant, such as Cities of the Underworld, which I caught a few, it was some pretty interesting stuff. A bunch of truckers cussing at each other, no thank you.
Let’s see, I love Syfy, but even when it was The Sci-Fi Channel, it still had wrestling, which I never understood. Fiction, sure, yeah, but wrestling is not science fiction. Although, I think I really started looking down at the network more when they added some stupid Mary Knows Best, which was just too much, I think I’ll rather watch wrestling than some proclaimed “psychic” juggling family and her “work.” I’m not gonna be all geeky and complain about programs that aren’t “true” sci-fi, as I look at the network as a sci-fi/fantasy specialist, that is when they don’t air wrestling, other than that, it’s somewhat consistent, just wish it’ll get rid of Smackdown (which, yep, skews male). Seriously, is it something networks just want now?
Discovery isn’t all too bad. They used to be all nature documentary stuff, but they also like this skewing male (and younger as well) with shows like Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters, but for the most part, these shows, I think, work. They can be educational, especially Mythbusters (the science stuff), though I’m sure most people watch that because they like blowing stuff up. So, yeah, the network has changed from its boring days, but it still has the occasional documentaries, and hasn’t branched out to wrestling.
Although, its sister station, TLC (the Learning Channel), years ago looked like it was all about getting some younger viewers when LA Ink came into the picture. I never watched it, but I thought it strange for a show about a female tattoo artist to be on TLC. Maybe it’s just me, but mostly, the net seems to stay consistent with stuff I don’t want to watch, and again, I admit, shameful, I used to watch those home decorating shows they used to have, which I assume no longer have new episodes (I haven’t watch TLC in years, so forgive me if I don’t really know everything on TV).
Let’s see, what other one is there. Well, TBS and TNT still kind of don’t stick with what they represent fully. TBS has the “Very funny” tagline, but last week, I clearly remember seeing Titanic on the schedule (still proud of myself, I think I’m the only person in the free world that hasn’t see that movie), while TNT make knock out a few comedies or two, despite bragging that they “know drama.”
Oh, Cartoon Network, not so much. Live action is more prevalent now than it has been, even having an original new series, Tower Prep, which, according to TitanTV, it’s a drama. Yeah, things are changing there, though I think now it’s a matter of youth oriented programming, at least before the adult swim programming comes on at night.
Um, can I bitch that VH-1 Classic has gone rogue showing movies now, and not even music-related ones, like VH-1 and, well all of MTV has gonna down the toilet (though they have syndication rights to That 70s Show, which I like, and I know this being less than a week to Halloween, MTV will be showing Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning and also, Underworld: Evolution, but still MTV has gone down the toilet, just look at Jersey Shore; if you want to know why other countries laugh at us, that’s why, although, maybe some may start taking pity out on us? Not all of us are that stupid.). Anyway, I seem to be rambling again, VH-1 Classic still shows more music videos or music-related documentary shows (like Behind the Music stuff) in one year than MTV and VH-1 have in the last five years, combined. (I don’t really know for sure, it’s more of a mere observation, but I think it sounds about right.
ABC Family still has family friendly programming, but also, they got some stuff I could watch, such as That 70s Show also. Plus some movies such as Billy Madison and Robin Hood Men in Tights airing sometime in the next week, which I’m sure will have that little ‘Parental Discretion Advised’ warning before the show starts. But, as I said, the net, which years ago added the little more maturity to appeal to teens, I’m sure, still has programs watchable by five year old kids.
I think that does it, sure there are other weird programming choices among the cable nets, but this post is long enough.
LATER…-ish
Quickly want to note I was looking at the TV schedule, thanks to TitanTV, which is an online TV schedule I’ve used for years, and have been using more since I’ve become DVR-less in order to know when what is new, or even on.

